i'm blogging to kill time at work. i already watched four episodes of my korean drama this morning.

wedding update: dari called me yesterday and told me she had good news. her brother-in-law, dong joo hyung, (sorry's husband) agreed to sing at our wedding. so i was like that's nice of him, cool. he's some kind of music producer so he offered to compose a brand new, original song just for us. wow, that's sweet, right? not so fast my friends. apparently, he wants me to write the lyrics. say what?!

now, i'm an ok writer. i can bs my way through any school essay and whatnot, but a songwriter i ain't. i'm not really good with the whole expressing my feelings type thing, you know what i'm saying? i don't know man. fortunately, only peter, angel, and eric will be able to understand the lyrics at my wedding. that takes a little bit of pressure off of me i guess. but still man, this is gonna be rough. i don't even know where to begin. i suppose i should start listening to some luther or brian mcknight or something like that. i guess i can kiss my street cred down the drain.

Yesterday I went to my first professional football game. It was everything I dreamed of and more. I'm usually a pretty laid back guy but you can't help but get caught up in all the excitement. I almost lost my voice during the player introductions. Peter and I played our part in inducing three false start penalties against the Bears, four if you include one that was declined on a third down. That raises our league leading total of false starts to 67 since 2005.

In all the hoopla, you should be proud to note that I "inadvertently" hit two white women. The first one I rammed into with my shoulder as I was bustling along the concourse before the game started. I hit her pretty hard and she turned around and said "ow!" and gave me a dirty look. I just stared back. Then later in the fourth quarter when Patrick Kerney sacked Rex Grossman and caused a fumble I jumped up and down and elbowed this woman in the face. She was none too pleased. Her and her husband changed seats quickly thereafter. That raises my total of assaulted white women to four - three who were physically assaulted (including the Red Robin waitress who I karate chopped to the neck) and one who I verbally abused (fat woman at Best Buy parking lot).

Go Seahawks! Boo white women!

i'm back from ny. it went by so fast. i don't really remember what we did. it's all a blur. i did see a few celebrities while i was there. i walked by jade from america's next top model in soho. she tall. i also sat right next to that one dude from law and order criminal intent in the cafeteria at ikea. i don't know his name.

i made dinner for hannah on sunday night. she swears a lot. she dropped at least five f bombs regarding her teachers and classmates. she's a bad influence on dari. i'm just playing. ny was hot. it was like 85 and humid all weekend. talk about global warming.

dari's apt is nice. i was expecting some rat infested dump but her place is brand new. they serve breakfast for all the tenants every morning. and they got a gym and indoor swimming pool and even a doorman. she's living the good life. the only bad thing is that they got this baby living right next door who cries every morning around 7 am. that was pretty annoying. my proudest moment was when we went to ikea and i had to carry this huge bookshelf and rug for a good two blocks from the bus terminal to her apt. now i'm back to my daily grind of pretending to work at noaa.